yo mama`s jokes

Yo Mama's so fat slap her on the stomach and you can ride the waves Yo Mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it say's I want your weight not your phone number Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors Yo Mama's so fat she uses I-95 as a slip and slide. Yo Mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles Yo Mama's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil Yo Mama's so fat she needs a lifeguard for her ceareal bowl Yo Mama's so fat it took three years for her to get liposuction Yo Mama's so fat she uses buoys for ear plugs Yo Mama's so fat she killed the dinosaurs Yo Mama's so fat she cant jump to conclusions Yo Mama's so fat she uses windex for face cleaner Yo Mama's so fat her genes dont fit her